What, you thought I forgot about the movie trailers?!
I didn’t really remember any of them off the top of my head except Ironman 3.
Which looks dope as fuck, son. The 2nd one kinda sucked after the scene at the racetrack in Monaco, but I would probably watch RDJ make these until he’s 80 (lets be real, he’s probably not seeing 80.)
The fact Shane Black wrote and directed this is the best thing it has going for it. You pair him back up with RDJ, and let him write for Tony Stark and I just can’t imagine how this could possibly miss. Without a doubt the best trailer of this year’s Super Bowl. Good looks on that Marvel acquisition, Disney.
Oh boy. Get Poppy Harry on the horn and ask him who the fuck the Lone Ranger is.
Disney, I just gave you props, then you hit me with this?
Quarter of a billion dollar budget (which would make it a 71 minute movie by Super Bowl commercial price standards) Action hero from generations ago that no child in America has ever heard of, drab desert scenery… They have a really good track record with this.
At the very least, Depp makes bank, but they went with another fairly unknown lead. The movie is called “The Lone Ranger” yet Tonto is the logo. Obviously, they’re gonna sell Johnny Depp to the audience, but come on. This also marks his 10th straight film with ridiculous face paint.
Maybe it’s just me but big budget action movies set in the wild west are NEVER good. “Back to the Future 3” is solid, beyond that you got shit like “Wild Wild West,” and the horrendous “Cowboys vs. Aliens.”
There’s almost no chane this isn’t a flop. It will do better than “John Carter,” but come on Disney, I don’t care if the “Pirates” dudes are behind it, this was a bad idea.
Speaking of bad ideas and Disney…
I have no doubt this will do well. Whereas no kid gives a fuck about the Lone Ranger, every child on the planet has seen “The Wizard of Oz” but still… this looks like shit.
Mila Kunis is a goddess, but James Franco sucks. I said it. He sucks. Outside of “Pineapple Express,” he hasn’t been good in much. “What about when he cut his arm off?!” Ok, that was a good performance too, you can have that. Besides that, he’s oversaturated the market. “Planet of the Apes” wasn’t good because of him.
This one is a CGI overload. It looks like “Alice in Wonderland” which fuckin sucked, but somehow still made a billion worldwide, so this is probably a safe bet.
Speaking of safe bets and Disney…
All this trailer did was pump me up for the JJ Abrams Star Wars. The first “Trek” movie was good(never thought I’d watch a Star Trek movie), and this looks just as good, so I’m in. That’s all I have to say.
And then you got this…
Nicely done, Disney! (Shut up, I know.)
If I would have told you “The Fast and the Furious” would have spawned 5 sequels, what would you have said?
This… looks awesome. Fuck it, it looks awesome. These movies have steadily gotten better as they’ve gone on. Even “Tokyo Drift” was good. These are just pure mindless entertainment, unlike action movies such as “The Expendables” which just suck despite the over the top action.
Man, the whole crew is here! The Rock, Diesel, Walker, Luda, Han (where are the country kid and Bow Wow in these sequels?) Tyr… fuck Tyrese. Michelle Rodriguez is more imposing than Tyrese.
So, here’s your wrap up:
- Ironman 3
- 6 Fast 6 Furious
- Star Trek into Star Wars
- Mila Kunis
- Tonto and the White Guy
This was completely unnecessary.