What Did You Do The Last 5 Hours?

Is 5 Hour Energy the worst?  I think they may be the worst.

They set the shit bar pretty high with the animatronic Cowboy but I think they’ve topped themselves.

Here’s all you need to know about this one…


I hate the internet term “trolling,” but they have to be “trolling” now.  They just have to be.

So, do you want to know what he did in the last 5 hours?

No?  Neither do I.  I guess we’re good then.  Lock this up people, move along.  I’ll see you soon… en espanol.