Is 5 Hour Energy the worst? I think they may be the worst.
They set the shit bar pretty high with the animatronic Cowboy but I think they’ve topped themselves.
Here’s all you need to know about this one…
I hate the internet term “trolling,” but they have to be “trolling” now. They just have to be.
So, do you want to know what he did in the last 5 hours?
No? Neither do I. I guess we’re good then. Lock this up people, move along. I’ll see you soon… en espanol.