Terrible Music Tuesday – Samuel Adams Octoberfest

In the pantheon of great sequels there are few that are regarded as highly as their predecessor.  We all know the usual suspects — The Godfather Part 2, The Dark Knight, Aliens, Hot Shots Part Deux, Terminator 2, The Empire Strikes Back, Beethoven’s 2nd… I think it’s safe to say we can add another sequel to the list…

Tim McMorris is back baby, and Tim McMorris is better than ever!

Here’s the pussy-ass original https://morelikebadvertising.wordpress.com/2012/09/04/terrible-music-tuesday-samuel-adams-for-the-love-of-beer/

But this sequel blows that shit away!

I’m convinced Tim McMorris works at the Sam Adams brewery.  Either that or Jim Koch just started his own indie label.  This song is light years better than “Overwhelmed,” but it still pretty much blows.  What kinda music is this exactly, Folk?  Either way, at what point do kids with guitars drop their rock and roll dreams and start playing sissy Mary bullshit like this?

This song doesn’t have any lyrics that get stuck in your head like most shitty commercial songs.  The last one had that “overwhelmed by you” hook that stuck, this one doesn’t have it… therefore, they did a bad job.  Bad job, Sam Adams.  Badddddddd.

That crazy prankster Wooly Williy is back to his crazy pranking ways!  He’s like a modern day Alan Funt (Topical!)

“Why I oughtta!”

Dude still refuses to cover that ratty Tank Abbott beard with a hairnet though.  Somewhere in America someone just took a sip of their first Octoberfest of the Fall season and got a long, grey hair in their mouth.  … Come to think of it, Wooly Willy might actually be Tank Abbott on Atkins.  In that case, don’t tell him I was talking shit.

“Mehhhh, I stopped eating bread…”

To be fair to WW, he seems to be the head brewer.  If that’s the case, he  has one of the coolest jobs in America.  WW gets to hang around that spacious brewery all day, surrounded by all those giant vats and mixers and… wait a minute…

EEEEEKKKK!  I can’t wait for the next season!

Apparently Louis C.K. works at the brewery as well…

That dude is prolific… Comedian, Writer, Actor, Producer, Director, Brewer… He is from the Boston area, so it does match up.  Louis is the new James Franco.  Take a day off, bro.

As I said in the last Sam Adams blog, Octoberfest is overrated as shit.   Shit is overrated, you can’t even argue that.  I contest that Octoberfest is even more overrated than shit.  I’ll drink it if I have to, but there are a ton of seasonal beers I’d sooner buy.  Actually, Sam Adams just came out with a new pumpkin beer than is better than Octoberfest.

I wonder if Tim McMorris is booking gigs from these ads.  You gotta think they only have Sam on tap at all the shitty little pubs he plays.

Here’s a sneak peek at the terrible McMorris music that will more than likely be in the Samuel Adams Holiday Pack commercial…

Here’s the comedy stylings of Sam Adams’ employee Louis C.K. …

You didn’t really think I was going to leave you without bringing race into it, did you?

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3 thoughts on “Terrible Music Tuesday – Samuel Adams Octoberfest

  1. Your a pussy hiding behind a keyboard. Calling someones music pussy ass because its not hard enough for you. No, I bet you masturbate to it, faget.

  2. I wholeheartedly agree abou these Sam Adams commercials. His awful vibrato and horrible lyrics are like nails on a chalkboard for me. I think he must date someone at Sam Adams corporate. I think he has like three different songs for them. It’s baffling and makes me want to punch him in the face a little.

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